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the-balance's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 304 (From 39 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,125 Points

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 5/24/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated Unlocked 5/24/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 5/24/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 5/24/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Chamber Maid Unlocked 5/24/09
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 5/24/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 5/24/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Juggler Unlocked 5/24/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ambiguous Duo Unlocked 5/24/09
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
BoM-nivore Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/23 (85/540 points)

Santa Fu!

Turbo Power Unlocked 12/25/09
10 Points
Beat Level 1
Sounds Good 10 Points Listen to all songs
Elfinator 25 Points Kill 10 of each elf type
Oh Fudge 25 Points Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow 25 Points Beat Level 3
Nutcracker 50 Points Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer 50 Points Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master 50 Points Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined 100 Points Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas! 100 Points Beat Level 5

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 5/23/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 5/23/09
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 5/23/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Tankicular Homicide Unlocked 5/23/09
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There Unlocked 5/23/09
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/425 points)

Spewer

Burp Unlocked 5/23/09
5 Points
Complete the first chapter.
Airhead Unlocked 5/23/09
10 Points
Complete the second chapter.
Rocket Sauce Unlocked 5/23/09
10 Points
Complete the third chapter.
Architect 10 Points Complete a level made in the map editor.
Gishy 25 Points Complete the fourth chapter.
Conclusion 50 Points Complete the final chapter.
Perfectionist 100 Points Complete the bonus chapter.

Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/210 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Anti-Gravity Unlocked 5/23/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Going East Unlocked 5/23/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heading West Unlocked 5/23/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occasional Smoker 10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

Street Fighter Collab

Domestic Violence Unlocked 5/23/09
25 Points
X marks the spot!
Tiger Nipples Unlocked 5/23/09
25 Points
Give 'em a pinch!
Tiger Uppercut Unlocked 5/23/09
25 Points
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Turtles Unlocked 5/23/09
25 Points
Nobody likes a turtle!
Yodelay-hee-hoo! Unlocked 5/23/09
25 Points
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Ono Boners Unlocked 5/23/09
50 Points
Oh Ono!
Bloodshot Unlocked 5/23/09
100 Points
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Egg Hunter Unlocked 5/23/09
100 Points
Find all the secret movies!

Medals Earned: 8/8 (375/375 points)

the Kill Kar II: Revenge

Klean run Unlocked 12/15/09
10 Points
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Krapped on 10 Points Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kataklism 25 Points Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Krash the Kage 25 Points Escape to the big city
Kash Kow 50 Points Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill-a-K 50 Points Kill one thousand people
Kan do 100 Points Beat all levels above 80%
Kant Katch Up 100 Points Get gold on all race levels
Kraked 100 Points Beat the game

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/470 points)

Tiananmen Square

Student Protestor Unlocked 5/24/09
10 Points
Complete Wave 1.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Time Fcuk

Is something wrong? Unlocked 9/17/09
10 Points
get to lvl 9
Opinionated Unlocked 11/21/09
10 Points
vote on 3 maps
You've learned nothing 5 Points Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you 10 Points get to level 28
You are your only companion in life. 10 Points get to level 22
Obsessed 25 Points Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever 50 Points beat an explore campaign
The Assent 50 Points Get the good ending
O))) 100 Points Vote on 333 maps

Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/270 points)

William and Sly

Flight Unlocked 7/21/09
5 Points
Find the wings.
Weather Mage Unlocked 7/21/09
5 Points
Turn off the rain.
Resolution Unlocked 7/21/09
25 Points
Complete the game.
Dominus Lux 10 Points Slay five darklings.
Deviation 25 Points Unlock all boxes and switches.
Sensitive Nose 50 Points Find all of the mushrooms.
Sly Fox 100 Points Earn more than 35,000 points.

Medals Earned: 3/7 (35/220 points)